So I was on facebook, and there was this HP pick-up lines group, so of course I joined it.  And most of them were pretty predictable lines about the Chamber of Secrets and "swish and flick," but this one made me crack up:

"Do you want my Elder Wand, because you're looking Deathly Hollow..."

*gigglesnort* BRILLIANCE.

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